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Size Matters (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Charles9x to c/comicstrips
 
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[–] GrymEdm 68 points 9 months ago
[–] DrCatface 31 points 9 months ago

i wish they dated their comics cause man this ones old

[–] Noodle07 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

When you have adhd and a huge dick 😭

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 9 points 9 months ago

I bet you get nothing done ever. Except lots of cumming.

[–] abbotsbury 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] abbotsbury 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It's not the motion of the cushion...

That's not the old saying but you know what I'm saying.

[–] sweaterpuppys 14 points 9 months ago

No wonder I have no motivation.

[–] givesomefucks 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Confident people don't have shit to prove...

[–] Cipher22 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Of course not. The author clearly spells out that they're not penetrating that market.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The market just isn't ready, yet.

[–] dohpaz42 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I beg to differ! Um, I mean I have a “friend” who begs to differ!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Man, no wonder I work so hard. I thought it was my low self-esteem, which is not correlated with my penis size, or that’s what I thought.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

DAE try to zoom in to read the book? No? Just me? okay

[–] overcast5348 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You sure are putting a lot of effort into reading that, aren't you?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well I'm a woman, so it's impossible for a small penis joke to affect me.

[–] CitizenKong 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a certain someone has a really small clitoris.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Name any woman who chases worldly success to compensate for genetic shortcomings in her reproductive system.

[–] CitizenKong 1 points 9 months ago

Haha, you got me there.

The only one that could be slightly relevant ist Catherine the Great who had 22 lovers, many of which were a lot younger than her and there is an urban legend about her having a very vulgar erotic cabinet that she ordered to be made, but there has never been any proof of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Is this true? *sips champagne*