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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny
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[–] SendMePhotos 73 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Them: it's not working

Me: what's not working?

Them: my phone isn't working.

Me: which app? What point? BE SPECIFIC!!

Them: MY PHONE ISN'T WORKING, I CAN'T SIGN IN TO THE APP. IT WON'T LET ME.

Me: cries

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

I can feel this in my bones and I have never had to support cell phones.

[–] KreekyBonez 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

maintenance life

"the machine doesn't work!"

"what's the alarm code say?"

"it's just not working!"

"what is it supposed to be doing and why did it stop?"

"I didn't do anything, it just stopped!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Probably not plugged in

[–] AnUnusualRelic 1 points 10 months ago

But it's wireless!

[–] voracitude 45 points 10 months ago

A photograph of a printout of a meme. That's the real representation of working in IT, here.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My IT buddy called me stupid once early in my career. I said "heeeeyyyyy, Im not stupid. I just dont know better. Like a puppy!" Now we are good work buddies because I follow his advice and never try to 'figure it out'. He is a nice guy, I mean... I only made it so no printer in any branch in the whole nation could function for a few hours. Oopsie!

[–] edgemaster72 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As far as I'm concerned you did everyone a favor, fuck printers, all my homies hate printers

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

[Narrator] he worked in Brother.

[–] JustUseMint 14 points 10 months ago

Don't feel bad, they were printers, that was going to be a when not an if they break

[–] weeeeum 17 points 10 months ago

*when everything works "Why do we even pay you guys"

*when something breaks "Why do we even pay you guys"

Fml

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

..... and the merry-go-round is then released from its cargo straps and pushed out the rear of the military cargo plane at 10,000 feet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Scary-go-round

[–] Tier1BuildABear 4 points 10 months ago

Scarousel

[–] doubletandard 5 points 10 months ago

it’s funny and sad at the same time