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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mr_Blott 4 points 10 months ago

Biden wondering if that crinkling noise is Trump's rain jacket or his diaper

[–] Buddahriffic 7 points 10 months ago

Biden running with Trump as his running mate vs Trump running with Biden as his running mate.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I demand election by combat

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don’t even know who I would bet on. Trump can’t use stairs and Biden seems more active but he’s at that age where you’re one fall away from a broken hip and becoming bedridden.

[–] Anticorp 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Biden would definitely fuck trump up in a fist fight. Trump can't even drink water with one hand.

[–] Sallp 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Small hands could still be dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Cause they’re easier to throw

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Do you think your wu-tang sword can defeat me?

[–] Quetzalcutlass 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But Trump has more experience hurting politicians. Remember how he was a germophobe who famously refused to shake hands, until he realized he could use it as an excuse to put on a pathetic show of dominance?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That’s when I really started liking Justin Trudeau. He was so much stronger that Trump and let everyone know it.

[–] EdibleFriend 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well call me a 10-year-old because I would fucking pay to see that fight.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Makes me wish Celebrity Deathmatch was still on the air

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They'd just make their secret service agents fight each other like Pokémon

[–] EdibleFriend 6 points 10 months ago

....why does that sound almost better.

Can this be US politics? Please?

[–] RIP_Cheems 7 points 10 months ago

PRESIDENTIAL RRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd say they should debate, but we know how that went last time XD

[–] wreckedcarzz 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The height of American culture.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i want to see mr president embrace the satsui no hado and do a Raging Demon.

[–] Mr_Blott 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You should probably watch less cartoons, I've no idea what you're saying

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That one's from a video game, not a cartoon.

Street Fighter, if you're curious.