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I'd take the snakes. If you can find the thermostat you can turn it way down and immobilize the snakes.
Yeah, I'd take the snakes anyday. You probably won't even encounter them in the mall. You'll probably notice the gorilla. Also, I'm confident that I could easily find something in a mall to deal with the snakes. I can't think of anything I'd find in a mall that would let me take down a gorilla.
Heck, the mall is probably safer with the snakes in it. They'd eat the rats, which can carry dangerous diseases.
The gorilla scenario is why I keep a pair of sunglasses on me at all times
Depends, is there a food court?
Gorillas are terrifying. Reptiles are just not. I could just hide in a bathroom and mind my own business. I pick the mambas
I've met snakes and they were not too scary and patient if you don't touch them.
While primates I see every day are much more dangerous, and this one also is too strong and dumb to mess with.
Still, with the gorilla I'll at least be able to realize that I'm going to be dead before I'm dead, but still breathing.
With such a snake that's very much not certain.
So not sure, I'd throw a coin.
EDIT: Survival-wise I'd choose snakes, if that's not clear.
You can control snakes under normal circumstances. A gorilla is out of the fucking question 🦍🦍