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[–] TheBat 107 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Only one can scare a cop though

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno, I want to believe in a future where both can scare a cop. :-)

[–] Guest_User 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I thought I saw a drug dealer in a helicopter"

[–] jaybone 6 points 1 year ago

CHARLIES IN THE TREES! OPEN FIRE!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's from his heel-face turn arc, when he becomes an anti-hero.

[–] Kerandir 2 points 1 year ago

Can i upvote x10?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Evolution has already selected the helicopters to escape police detection.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago

So anyway I started shooting

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nope, can't deciffer that emoji.

[–] jaybone 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus. Decipher?

Is that the word we are trying for?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

German stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is it ecclesiastical or classical though? "dee-kiffer" or "de-siffer"?

[–] jaybone 1 points 1 year ago

Dee Kiffer sounds like the lead singer in a German buttrock cover band.

[–] Boinkage 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's referring to the cops that got spooked by a falling acorn and murdered a suspect in custody.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Attempted murder. The pig had aim like a storm trooper.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If the Storm Troopers had aim as bad as this guy then they would have actually hit Luke, Han and Leia so they would never have gotten off the Death Star and Vader wouldn't have been able to follow them to the Rebel base.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Very close - the cop and his partner emptied their guns at the car where the suspect was cuffed in the back seat, but never physically wounded him, just severely traumatized him.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

Acorn falls on Officer

"WE NEED BACKUP NOW OFFICER DOWN!"

[–] SPRUNT 39 points 1 year ago

Send backup! They have air support!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I remember those. Pretty fun to play with. Can't for the life of me remember the name of the tree. Suppose I could look it up though.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you open the pod it's sticky, so you can glue it to your nose and pretend you're a rhino.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Ahh shit i'm hit

[–] Boinkage 6 points 1 year ago