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JUST SAY IT PLAINLY (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Stamets to c/memes
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Us men can be VERY dense. I got invited to a FFFM foursome and didn't figure it out until the next day. I am bi and a woman told me that she wanted to know what anal felt like so I proceeded to explain before she finally told me that what she meant was that she wanted mento fuck her ass. My now wife pinned me against a wall, shoved her hand down my pants and, with my dick in her hand told me, "You can't take a hint. I like you!" (Don't do this. It's literally sexual assault). The list of obliviousness is much longer.

We just don't get subtle.

[–] IndiBrony 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But is she into you?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Together almost thirty years and I'm still not sure. How can you tell?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Shoot, you better get a few kids (until at least one's a girl), and ask them if they think mommy and daddy like each other.

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure your wife was just being polite, no reason to read too much into it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

She from Europe. I think that's how they say hello over there.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

My high-school girlfriend kept grabbing my thigh during summer class for basically the whole duration until I got the hint and asked her out.

Gotta be less subtle.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

I got over the friend zone phase by literally ignoring every sign until a girl said "I like you"

It was great and I had plenty of friends

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was in a bed with a topless girl who had to literally put my hands on her boobs before I was sure.

[–] MightyGalhupo 3 points 9 months ago

That’s funny I thought this was the first time I was reading this post

[–] bruhduh 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Sauce please

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I believe that character is from Tower of God.

No clue about the chick above.

[–] Crack0n7uesday 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Did that show just end after the first season? I don't remember it ending and it just kinda disappeared.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Second season comes out in July! I'm hyped, I loved the comic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Season 2 will be airing in summer 2024. Trailer

[–] RIP_Cheems 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Whisper of the heart has a similar scene of dense people liking other people.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

"oh well that's good! you're nice too!"

[–] Katana314 5 points 9 months ago

Someday it’d be a fun twist to have a guy quietly say back “So…I’m not dense. I just don’t feel the same way. Sorry.”

[–] trumpetmouth 4 points 9 months ago

"Speak English, Doc! We ain't scientists!"

[–] Cameri 3 points 9 months ago

And then I woke up lol