HaveYouPaidYourDues

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[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 30 points 2 weeks ago

I always tell every apprentice i work with that they need to make sure they weren't the last guy to touch ut when they start bitching about the dumbass that came before them

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I offer a thrid option, silent g

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 17 points 1 month ago

By filling them with lightning

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 4 points 1 month ago

"It's got what plants crave" and "he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells" are used pretty regularly, and most people I'm around don't watch much of anything so even well known lines will confuse them.

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 1 points 1 month ago

Just needs some nutmeg

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 82 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 12 points 2 months ago

Definitely read this as his test was about lsd, was mighty confused until i scrolled back up and read it 3 more times

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 0 points 2 months ago

Lonestar is our only hope

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He can't eat at burger king

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

She's 35 in October, she is eligible

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 2 points 5 months ago

Zoolander did that 23 years ago lol

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember Eve being heavily armed, if we could give her the gun Vasquez from aliens had, I'd be a happy camper.

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