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Tucker Carlson's head is so far up Putin's ass he can see Sarah Palin's front porch (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by CombatWombatEsq to c/politicalmemes

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[–] Nobody 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Tucker: “Could you please say nice things about Trump to fire up his base?”

Putin: “Genghis Khan happened, then in 998 Tsar Some Guy was baptized, then we had a war with Poland centuries later…

I don’t care about personal relationships with American presidents. I make decisions based on my totally not insane view of history and fervent belief that some letters written in the year 1000 are very relevant today. I liked Bush Jr. and Trump because they make me laugh, but I’m going to make batshit crazy decisions regardless.”

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The funniest thing about this is his natural face.

[–] Etterra 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So punchable...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

He was probably so successful on fox because that face reminded so many viewers of their own inbred infestations getting confused about things like:

-Why black man have job not me?

-Magnets.

-Words.

[–] mods_are_assholes 15 points 9 months ago

It's like he lives in a permanent state of confusion.

[–] gedaliyah 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why does he always look like a villian from an 80s comedy?

As opposed to, you know, one from real life?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Giving him too much credit. He looks like one of the background characters in Biff Tannen's crew. Just a guy that's in the background laughing when Biff is bullying people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Now I want the same actor, but playing hero.

[–] Etterra 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Send him to Siberia - in the summer. I want to see how many mosquitoes that slack mouth of his can catch.

[–] Everythingispenguins 4 points 9 months ago

Mosquitoes like blood not shit, now flies on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Heh, good title

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Instead of a shapka on him, there's should be one of those really goofy Soviet officer hats that are way oversized for any normal person's head.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You're probably thinking of a ushenka but the soviet's would have hated Tucker lmao, don't do them like that

[+] [email protected] -65 points 9 months ago (6 children)

You guys didn't even watch the interview, did you? 😉

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why in the everloving fuck would anyone watch that shit?

[+] [email protected] -33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I guess tens of millions would — 200m+ views in summary (X + Youtube).

[–] RainfallSonata 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're on social media but don't know what a bot is?

[+] [email protected] -48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Whatever you say champ, I'm quitting this community of proud ignorants (mostly). For other's I suggest watching the full interview (not cuts, or quick facts for brainwashing).

Doesn't matter if you disagree with his opinions (neither do I mostly), but currently it's the most extensive material for news, facts, revealed lies, etc.. It's happening right now and it's good for enriching yourself.

This is history.

Western medias (such as here) are screaming and crying right now btw 💪🏻🙂.

[–] mods_are_assholes 23 points 9 months ago

You really don't belong here.

[–] RainfallSonata 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The only person I've heard use the word champ IRL was known for skeeving on 18 year olds.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Good riddance and don't choke on Putin's cock while you're leaving.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

A rare case of a complete loser attempting to write history! How quaint. I wonder how it will turn out for him. My bingo card has defenestration AND polonium.

I was hoping for "on fire in a ditch with a bullet through the head" but I guess I'm conflating piece-of-shit dictators. Its hard when they all seem so predictably similar and unimaginative.

[–] SupraMario 3 points 9 months ago

Lemmy.ml strikes again.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

I don't spend a lot of time watching Russian propaganda, no. Do you?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Cool. You are a neonazi supporting a neonazi state pretending to be a commie.

[–] ickplant 12 points 9 months ago

As a Russian person who is anti war, sincerely Fuck you. Insufferable idiots like you are the reason people in Ukraine are dying. And it’s not like you can ever do anything useful with your life. What a waste.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Filming a huge turd getting rotisserie roasted for 8 hours set to polka music would have more informative content than anything Cucker has ever had to say.

He should go back to the bow tie, so he can feign smarts while he feigns outrage.