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[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't forget the programming socks trans girl programmer

[–] FeatherConstrictor 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I thought that's what the second last one was gonna be

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[–] Crow 101 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Ten years into casual programming and I still don’t know how to use a debugger.

[–] ghariksforge 50 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I believe in a conspiracy theory that nobody uses debuggers.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

console.log counts as “a debugger”, right?

[–] marlowe221 11 points 1 year ago

It does for me!

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have used them occasionally. It's sometimes easier to use logging because you can dump an enormous amount of information and quickly then look through it if you already know what kind of information you want to look at. Debuggers are better when you have no idea what the hell is going wrong and need to get a little bit of info from everything instead of a lot of info from one thing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I work with 20 year old legacy spaghetti code, the debugger has become one of my most treasured tools.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I use them daily. It makes it so much easier to work with an existing code base

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

It’s easy, you just step, step, step, step in, or wait, over, or, oops.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Watch a Video or read something because it really is an invaluable tool. But here's a crash course:

Debuggers, or IDEs, let you step through your code in slo-mo so you can see what is happening.

  1. Set a breakpoint - Click to the left of a line of code so a red dot appears. Run your program, and the IDE will execute to that line, then pause.
  2. Look at variables' values - While the execution is paused you can hover over variables before that line to see their value.
  3. Step through the code - See what happens next in slo-mo.
    • Use "Step Into" to enter into a function and see what that code does.
    • Use "Step Over" to not go into a function and continue in the current spot after the function has done its business.
    • Use "Step Out" to exit a function and pick up the execution after it has run. Use this when you're in too deep and the code stops making sense.
  4. See whats in the heap - The heap will list all the functions that you're currently inside of. You can jump to any of those points by clicking them.
  5. Set a watch - Keep a variable in the watch so you can see what its value is at all times.
  6. Set a condition on the breakpoint - If the breakpoint is inside a big loop, you can right-click on the red dot to create a conditional breakpoint, so you write something like x===3 and it will only pause when x is 3.

There are many other things an IDE can do to help you, so def look into it more if you want to save yourself a lot of insanity. But this is a good starting point.

If you're developing for the web use F12 to open web tools, and when an error happens, click the file/line number to see that point in the Sources tab, and you can debug there.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Good my colleagues think I am Hackerman that can hack through time!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Kung Fury will never not be amazing

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That image goes so incredibly hard

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago

I have seen this meme at least 471 times, it's still as funby as the first time.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Samir is mad op, those indian youtubers know everything

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What I want to know is who taught the original Indian YouTube tutor. Was he born with the knowledge?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I was going to say. That's a way more terrifying flex than everything else here.

[–] Shugzaurus 52 points 1 year ago

OMG, of all the memes I read all day long, this had to be the one to actually make laugh hard.

[–] codyofficial 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Father, I want to see the face of VBA god

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 22 points 1 year ago
Set Forms!frmFaceOfGod!OLECustomControl.Picture = LoadPicture("\\linux-nfs.local\nullshare\%*!!.bmp")
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I can really emphasise with Samir. Working in healthcare I’m basically limited to just the Office applications. However in the past few years I’ve been able to cook up solutions by reading / writing to file based databases, and using VBA to generate and bind to HTML contents on the fly for the built in IE11 instance. It’s as close to getting to some kind of web-stack within the confines of IT Sec in healthcare.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Just a heads up, I think the word you're looking for is empathize.

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[–] peopleproblems 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, so, I thought I was crazy when I said "debug it" and my coworkers were like "you can read that shit?"

[–] SpaceNoodle 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My colleague literally once said to me "i can't read bleep bloops"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Heck I remember when you had to read "bleep bloops". POST codes came in beeps, and that's how you knew why the computer wouldn't start.

Sometimes I miss em, wish it gave those in addition to the modern indicators. Then I could just tell without even looking.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I identify with Samir, but without all of his vast knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

"Samir.... you're breaking the car!"

[–] ghariksforge 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm in this picture and I like it. I'm wjhbr.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm Samir, I can code kernel drivers in vba

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I can but then I have to call IT to start Excel with elevated privileges so I don't

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I have worked with most of these people at one point or another. I used to sit next to an old architect like walters. He had so many patents the company only recognize him on every 10th one.

[–] couragethebravedog 23 points 1 year ago

"Can reveal the face of God using VBA"

This one got me good. I became a VBA king being in one of those locked down environments.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

As someone with ADHD I am a mix of hackerman and tharg. Unfortunately the Adderall just makes me barely function and Ive never actually hacked anything

[–] MooseBoys 20 points 1 year ago

Also that one guy with their home country set to The Vatican.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Oh, so that's why I can't land a job this year. lol

[–] SpaceNoodle 18 points 1 year ago

I'm halfway between ~mfhwalters and Tharg

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for unlocking my account everytime I forget my password!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Having participated in CTF competitions this is very accurate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Only noobs reveal their cards at competitions. 😈

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's still fun to enter competition even if these OP people are in it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

What is this meme about? "Competition", "Leaderboard", "Waiting for the timer to hit 0:00"? I am so confused.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Competitive programming.

Usually multiple algorithmic problems that are released to public at the same time and the fastest people to submit a correct solution get more points.

A fun one I still like to participate in is advent of code, which is a yearly christmas themed one with two problems released a day during advent.

If you want to seriously compete in competitive programming, you need to learn and memorize different problem types and the solutions to those. A bit like you start learning patterns in chess.

For practicing, the CSES Problem Set is a gold mine for practice problems. Theres also a list of competitive programming books on the site.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

It's about coding competitions, and without me being directly involved in the scene (the closest I get to it are silly competitions regarding indy-games or decompiling old games or whatever) I did make personal acquaintance with every of those stereotypes, and it's so true.

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[–] astrobound 10 points 1 year ago

this is gold lmao

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