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[–] Kase 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your hooker name =

First and last name + birthdate + mother's maiden name + SSN + where were you on the night of August 6th, 1992 uwu

[–] killeronthecorner 12 points 1 year ago

I don't know the answers to any of the other questions but the final one is Epstein island

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't believe my hooker name is Bofa

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Bofa? Why, whatever is that??

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 year ago

Of the Mayflower Znuts?

[–] hamsammy 4 points 1 year ago
[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His name was Robert Paulson

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

He's the turtle with an attitude

[–] unreachable 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

That is so fucking sttuuuuuuuuuupid lmao

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My hooker name is Name Hooker. I’m half Japanese.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Cipher22 20 points 1 year ago

Bottom half.... it's all fuzzy in certain parts

[–] MrJameGumb 9 points 1 year ago

It's Bill DeMott

~~NegativeLookBehind~~ PositiveReachAround

[–] Merlin@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 year ago

Sha-dynasty?

[–] toynbee 1 points 1 year ago

This reminded me of the Dresden Files, then I realized it wasn't quite right.

https://dresdenfiles.fandom.com/wiki/Shagnasty

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

My hooker name is William Davis lmao what's yours

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

You mean my slave name?

Yeah. That's about right

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Gabriel Ultrakill

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No way, my hooker name is "Your First Name Your Last Name"!

[–] FlashZordon 1 points 1 year ago
[–] GladiusB 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)