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[–] aeronmelon 47 points 9 months ago

Bots in 200cc Mario Kart:

Mario in Mario Kart, surrounded by multiple Blue Shells.

[–] ysjet 43 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This is actually pretty funny- bots are INTENTIONALLY dumbed down in FPSs, because they would be unstoppable, unkillable gods otherwise. An unshackled FPS bot would make a chess bot look like a rank amateur in how hard it would dominate the top tier of professionals compared to the chess bot.

[–] VindictiveJudge 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Especially if the bot could take into account the bullet patterns for the guns. You'd be looking at full-auto cross-map headshots through a keyhole.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Exactly! If anything, the post could be the other way around, cause against chess bots I can at least get in an opening and maybe a short mid-game before getting destroyed, instead of the instant headshot in fps games

[–] ysjet 3 points 9 months ago

As long as the pattern isn't completely random (looking at you, counter-strike source!) they absolutely can.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think you appreciate how strong chess engines are these days. Humans don't stand a chance any more.

[–] ysjet 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I don't think you are appreciating just how completely absurdly broken an unshackled FPS bot is. A chess bot will beat you. An FPS bot will not even allow you to play.

I'm not even kidding, an FPS bot will literally kill you from across the entire map, through a wall, with a perfect headshot, long before it would even be possible for you to know where the bot even is.

An unshackled FPS bot knows where you are at all times, how you're moving, and can execute tick-perfect headshots the very second it can kill you, and it will never miss, even on full auto. It will fire a shot that goes through three sub-pixel-wide gaps and through a wall to instantly kill you, because it can calculate every single angle to get that kill faster than the server can even do a game update.

Humans may not stand a chance against a chess bot, but at least they can play a match against one. Against an FPS bot, you don't even get to play the match, you just lose.

[–] __dev 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's an apples to oranges comparison. FPS bots are not playing the same game: they have perfect information in an imperfect information game.

[–] shotgun_crab 5 points 9 months ago

Another big difference is turn-based vs real-time games. Although both players in a chess game use a timer, making a move a tenth of a second later usually won't make a significant change on the outcome. This is not the case for real-time games like FPSs, where a bot that can react faster than any human can will always win.

[–] NocturnalMorning 40 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The problem with those other games is that there's so many decisions they have to make its easy for them to be dumb. Chess is such a simple game from the standpoint of a computer that it can play out thousands of move sets in a few seconds. I hate it (and I know, I ruined the joke, sorry).

I just really want badly to be good at chess, and the computers always ruin my moral

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I've been pretty into chess lately, and it's such a deep and wonderful game. Even if computers are better than us, there's still a huge ladder to climb between learning how the horsey moves and becoming Magnus Carlsen.

[–] NocturnalMorning 2 points 9 months ago

Oh, sooo true.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My friends and I are decent at chess and we have been enjoying playing bullet games of Bughouse - would definitely recommend you check it out if you aren't aware of it! The luck and randomness of it I find easier than classical chess all the time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I keep hearing people mention "bughouse" but have yet to check out what it is. I'll look it up!

[–] Takumidesh 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A bot can be very easily made to be effectively unstoppable in an fps, just look at hacking players.

Just as a chess bot can be made dumb as a box of rocks.

They just serve different purposes, for example in counter strike, bots are nerfed in purpose in order to discourage kicking other players to replace them with a bot that would do better.

Chess bots are also the target of computer science researchers, very few if any, serious academics are focusing their time developing a bot for a game that is either a flash in the pan as far as popularity, or actively discouraged by the arbiters of the game.

[–] Lifecoach5000 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just play me. I’ll prob give you a boost of ego and self esteem to go along with it.

[–] Lifecoach5000 4 points 9 months ago

Lol “ego” was supposed to be ELO but I’m leaving it

[–] Anticorp 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's crazy that when I was a kid the chess bots were more like the first panel. That's how much progress we've made in my lifetime.

[–] Xanthrax 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

How old are you? Deep blue defeated a world champion in 1985 (only 2 years into the internet)

[–] Jerkface 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How old are you? That didn't happen until 1997, and it sure as hell wasn't running on my Pentium processor.

[–] Xanthrax 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Youre thinking of the second world champ it defeated.

Edit: shit developed in 1985. You're right.

[–] Anticorp 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I thought your year was incorrect, but I didn't feel like fact checking. You should consider updating the original post with the accurate year. I was in elementary school in 85 and I vividly remember talking about how computers were amazing at computational tasks, but still unable to surpass humans in logic and prediction.

[–] Jerkface 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I had to double check, too. It started feeling like that "1990 was 30 years ago" meme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] lledrtx 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface 1 points 9 months ago

turns to dust

[–] Anticorp 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Old enough to have lost to Chess on the 2600...

[–] Xanthrax 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fair, I'm almost 30 and I already feel old.

[–] Anticorp 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I've got almost 20 years on you, and it hurts me to acknowledge that.

[–] FroggyFinancials 9 points 9 months ago

Bots in tf2: 💪💪💪💪💪