this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2024
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Damn, that's interesting!

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

My cloaca hurts just thinking about this.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How I feel as a currently pregnant human woman

[–] EdibleFriend 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'mma find you and eat a hard boiled egg near you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Haha, thankfully egg smell doesn't set me off at all. You'll find that most pregnant people have very...let's say unique experiences with pregnancy. What gags one might be another's craving :)

Some people don't have much nausea at all, even! It's a weird time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What gags one might be another's craving

Oh, that applies to more than just pregnant people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Obviously? We're just talking about pregnant people and making them specifically gag.

[–] over_clox 2 points 5 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] HappycamperNZ -2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Im going to eat sushi

Or a iced mocha with whipped cream

Or scratch my foot

[–] over_clox 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No wonder they're a flightless bird, I don't think I could even walk around with that thing up my ass, let alone fly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You'd be surprised what you can achieve through a bit of willpower and determination...

[–] over_clox 3 points 5 months ago

I think I'd have to boil it first so the egg doesn't break. Sigh, I know what must be done...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I googled it (to try and be a smart ass), a kiwi egg is 80 mm in diameter. So you are probably correct in your assesment.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Like a human mother birthing a four-year-old child!

Kiwi documentary

[–] money_loo 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jesus, women don’t get enough credit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] over_clox 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh, it's loading for me now on Jerboa 👍

Did you edit/change the link, or did the Internet just fart again?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I linked it from elsewhere, in gif format, because it was bothering me.

[–] over_clox 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Picture not loading for me. Using Jerboa, in case that's related.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Many mobile clients it seems still don't support .webm yet. Should display in browser.

[–] MantisPetra 7 points 5 months ago

A woman bird*

[–] MrsDoyle 8 points 5 months ago

Ow ow ow ow

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The egg is almost as big as the kiwi itself 😳

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Of course, they are born as adults. If mama bird wasn’t carrying the egg, and rolled herself up, she’d fit in it, too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah ladies, it's like the late gestation of the kiwi when making an egg. Yeah, pretty hot. I know.

It's like that.

points to groin

/s