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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eggplants actually did get their name because they look like eggs. But they only look like eggs when they're very small, and it varies by types of eggplant

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's before they start blooming... ;)

[–] unreachable 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

5/7 looking pretty

10/10 with salt sprinkled

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

10/10 with salt sprinkled

That doesn't make sense. 5/7 already is the perfect score.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Sunny side up

[–] danielbln 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is made with a Stable Diffusion LoRA called FriedEgg. Here, I used it to generate a wider version:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] danielbln 1 points 1 year ago
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks more like an egg-flower.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny enough, it turns out that those actually exist.

Limnanthes douglasii, also known as poached egg flower.

[–] Branch_Ranch 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would like to subscribe to flower facts!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer my plants scrambled.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

May I suggest some salad then?

[–] SouravSatvaya -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Those are fried eggs.