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My niece lives now lives with me (10 years old) and doesn’t like me calling it “bedtime”… it’s “baby-ish”… but she doesn’t have an alternate suggestion. I’m open to ideas?

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[–] Slap 17 points 1 year ago

"lights out" (screen lights count too)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Eh, time to go to sleep or get ready for bed? I mean same concept, different words.

[–] rstrube 11 points 1 year ago

Perhaps just say "time to get ready for bed"?

[–] fubo 8 points 1 year ago

"Eight hours before time to get up"?

[–] Dick_Justice 7 points 1 year ago

At my house we called it "Quit stalling and get your ass in bed".

[–] fodderoh 7 points 1 year ago

My wife and I (late 40's, with no kids) refer to it as sleepy time in our house, but that probably isn't any better than bedtime. 😆

[–] Kiosfriend 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kiosfriend 5 points 1 year ago

or time for temporary death

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Subconcious Brain Adventure Time

[–] Zerlyna 2 points 1 year ago

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!!! 💜

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

commonly known as SBAT

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

commonly known as SBAT

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

commonly known as SBAT

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I asked ChatGPT but I don't like its suggestions:

It's great that you're open to finding a suitable alternative to calling it "bedtime" for your niece. Here are a few suggestions you can consider:

  1. "Restful Time": This term emphasizes the importance of getting enough rest while still sounding more mature than "bedtime."
  2. "Dream Hour": This phrase adds a touch of imagination and excitement to the idea of going to bed, making it a more appealing concept for your niece.
  3. "Sleepy Time": This option retains the focus on sleep but removes the "baby-ish" connotation, allowing your niece to associate it with relaxation and getting ready for a good night's sleep.
  4. "Night Routine": This phrase focuses on establishing a regular evening routine, which includes winding down and preparing for sleep.
  5. "Quiet Time": This term emphasizes the need for a calm and peaceful atmosphere before going to bed, which can be appealing to your niece. It would be helpful to involve your niece in the decision-making process by explaining why you're looking for an alternative term and asking her for any ideas she might have. By involving her in the discussion, you can find a term that both of you are comfortable with.
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

rest my child, for it is time for Dream Hour

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lay your physical self on the rest slab and lose consciousness my offspring, the current instant corresponds to the beginning of the inactivity period

[–] s6original 5 points 1 year ago

Tell her it's time to hit the hay.

[–] zipsglacier 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sometimes we say "crash-down" or "splash-down", like a space capsule. You could also try something completely off the wall that just becomes your shared euphemism for bedtime. Maybe the ending of some book or movie you all like can give you some inspiration?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

TEMPORARY COMATOSE STATE WITH POSSIBLE STRONG HALLUCINATIONS AND SUBSEQUENT AMNESIA

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well, her problem is probably just the idea that she has a bedtime rather than the terms used.

My solution would be to have some sort of loud speaker telling everyone something along the lines of "NOW IS THE TIME OF SLEEPING". If you have some kind of home assistant thing you can probably set that up. That could be paired with warning count downs and automatic dimming of lights.

I actually have a routine on Alexa that turns off lights and starts dimming others for me.

[–] lolola 2 points 1 year ago

"Looks like it's sleepin' time. Gotta sleep-sleep-sleep." Or just sleep time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Time to hit the sack, hit the hay, or lights out.

[–] Saltycracker 1 points 1 year ago

fin like the movies, imagine it like your day is the end of a episode in your life

[–] dan1101 1 points 1 year ago

Time to get some sleep so you have more energy to do things tomorrow!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Let's call it a night"