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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Legit I stay away from gambling for fear of this

[–] MrMcGasion 9 points 10 months ago

That's the only one of these I've never dabbled with, I lose enough money bouncing between the other 6.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

That and any game with loot boxes

[–] cmbabul 2 points 10 months ago

I’ve done pretty well replacing the gambling addiction I developed in high school with other vices!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sex, eating, and gaming... And I honestly feel like I dodged some really bad bullets there.

[–] danciestlobster 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Make it three!

[–] tdawg 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me whole while I roll my seven sided dice to see which one we land on today

[–] Stamets 7 points 10 months ago

So. I actually rolled a d8 and subtracted one to end up on 3 for the title...

Great minds.

Wanna go out for coffee sometime?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I pick dopamine

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

alcohol addiction is a drug addiction

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes,

for cultural and law reasons normies will beg to differ. let them beg.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

wtf is a normie? why would you want them to beg? This all sounds weirdly hostile, is it like a red pill incel thing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am sorry about that, it is a just weird style of humour I tried to replicate, after having seen it otherwhere.

I meant Neurotypicals or something, dont know anymore.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Fair enough. Looking into it: it seems to come from 4chan. I don't remember seeing it before but I might have in a greentext or something hence associating it with that creepy culture.

[–] LazaroFilm 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m addicted to engineering and tinkering.

[–] Tylerdurdon 16 points 10 months ago

Exactly... I've got none of the ones listed, but if they would have had "project addiction," that would have been it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I've got two of these and I need to stay clear of the rest because I don't like my odds.

[–] tinyVoltron 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is nicotine considered a drug addiction? Also, if it's bad enough, can it count as 2?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Yes and yes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This is like golf man you want a low score

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

How the fuck wouldn't it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Gaming drugs and alcohol, I can't afford the others.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Fool. Turn your sex addiction into a lucrative side hustle to pay for the drugs and alcohol!

[–] Taniwha420 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Amen, brother. I'm not sure I can even afford the alcohol. I'm going to try and make it gaming, drugs, and sex for 2024. If I can make it on the Steam sales and grow my own, I might make the budget. Pray for me.

[–] FollyDolly 3 points 10 months ago

I'll pray for you buddy, as I too need to get more drugs on a lets not get more drugs budget.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: those are the three you don’t have

[–] blazeknave 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That wouldn’t have worked with OP’s title

[–] blazeknave 1 points 10 months ago

I mean.. it was a commentary on ADHD, not the rhetoric of the commenter but sure, you're accurate

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why only 3? Is 3 the magic number? More than exhausts and less than is not enough? Is 3 the balancing act that best brings stability? Maybe it's one for use, one for backup and one for backup backup.
Actually it doesn't even matter, going all in was the only choice all along.

[–] Stamets 5 points 10 months ago

I rolled a d8 and subtracted 1.

Not even a lie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Drugs, gaming, and porn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I’m never drinking, I’m never smoking/vaping, never doing coke, meth heroin, or drugs that can cause addiction