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[–] [email protected] 156 points 5 months ago (12 children)

You had me till the BuY AnOthER OnE, Pay me imaginary strawman. I do love bikes though, so do the fuckers that keep taking mine.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (3 children)

You have enough money for a pair of bolt cutters.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

Yeah Yeah I do have some of those, where you parked again you say?

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[–] AA5B 127 points 5 months ago (19 children)

With trains, you don’t arrive sweaty, you can’t get run down by cars, and someone else parks it

[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 months ago (15 children)

I ride a bike to work every day. I'm never sweaty. The infrastructure to cycle exists so I won't get run over by cars.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Where I live I wouldn't want to bike. Too many freaking hills

[–] spicytuna62 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Where I live (Oklahoma City), I wouldn't want to bike for at least 5 months of the year. Between mid April and late October, we are stupid hot and humid. We had lots of days this past summer that either got uncomfortably close to or passed 40°C. Dew points in the mid 20s all summer long. You'll break a sweat just standing outside for more than about a minute or two.

Can't imagine what it's like for those sorry saps in Houston or Florida.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 125 points 5 months ago (6 children)

As soon as bicycles are mentioned, everyone suddenly has to transport their washing machine 200 miles in sub zero temperatures.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I think it's more that when someone is suggesting something as a perfect thing, people naturally try to challenge that by finding faults in it.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The Japanese used bikes to defeat the British in Singapore. The Vietnamese used bikes to defeat the Americans in Vietnam. The Chinese used bikes to destroy manufacturing in the west.

I'll be in the cold cold ground before I use some stupid commie machine powered by rice.

All other arguments for not using a bike are stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Screw that. I love paying for car insurance, gas, oil change, tires, and random bolts maintenance. There is also the thrill of driving in traffic, and dealing with road rage. There is plenty that makes the car the ideal transportation mode loved by the masses.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My personal favorite is how if someone bumps you and you get the smallest scratch or dent on your door, you now have to be late for whatever you were doing, pull over (impacting other traffic) exchange insurance info deal with possible hostility for that and ultimately have a crappy day because of it.

[–] JustUseMint 27 points 5 months ago

Don't forget punished for literal years by your insurance company

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[–] GratefullyGodless 45 points 5 months ago (10 children)

Moved to the suburbs in my 30s. Got a new bike to hit the nearby bike trails. First bike ride turns into agonizing ordeal as it literally feels like someone ripped open my knees and poured broken glass in them. Diagnosed with arthritis in my knees.

There are plenty of reasons people don't use bikes, and health reasons are one of the main ones.

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[–] Maggoty 45 points 5 months ago (18 children)

Distance. An hour commute or a 20 minute trip to the grocery store. We killed walkable neighborhoods so now here we are. Trapped.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (13 children)

But we can't have 15 minute cities because...that's tyranny somehow?

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (37 children)

Every time I see this kind of post I just wish they would try to go to work in a +40 degree Celsius environment.

It must be nice to work in a place that won't mind if you arrive drenched in sweat.

Edit: I love the hive mind

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (8 children)

It would be one thing if all employers offered locker rooms and adequate time to get ready along with safe storage.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

It must be nice to work in a place that won't mind if you arrive drenched in sweat.

coughs nervously in works-from-home

But yeah, it's more weather dependent for sure

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[–] AquaTofana 43 points 5 months ago (15 children)

Bruh I live 26 miles from where I work by car, and 21 miles by biking per Google Maps. And most of it is highway travel. It would make my commute over 1.5 hrs.

It is the dream if/when we can move closer though.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (3 children)

if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it and you would live less than 6 miles from where you work.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (8 children)

No need for parking

Yeah, just look how Nederlands or Belgium looks like xD

[–] frunch 27 points 5 months ago

Rookie numbers.

Have you ever seen a walmart parking lot in person? You can fit the Netherlands and part of Belgium in one.

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[–] captainlezbian 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

All I’m saying is nobody ever got a great ass because they drove a car a lot.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

"Cars are freedom! *

Except for the monthly finance payment, the legal obligation to insurance companies, the dependance on oil companies, etc"

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I would love it if my city had bike only days. Or at least specific bike route that do not allow cars.

I don’t live in the us and there is a major road in my city that has a bike lane, but they just split one of the car lanes so there is a bike lane, half a lane for a car, and a full lane.

So cars have no choice but to drive in the bike lane. It’s also between the cars and a place with tons of right turns.

In addition to this, the city has some of the worst traffic in the world short distances can take hours. But it’s too dangerous to ride a bike.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Here is another reason. I can't afford a reasonable sized apartment that can house my family near my work. So I have to travel further. Bikes are great for cities if you can afford to live in the city.

Also, what happens when it snows and you gotta get to work? Snow chains?

[–] arken 23 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Snow chains?

Studded tires for bikes are quite common where I live.

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[–] beebarfbadger 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How many corpses can you fit in the trunk and where would you even put the shovel while you ride?

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