I love all of these names, but I still mourn that “Abolish ICE” was rejected.
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As a dad, I also loved all these names.
I understand them not wanting to get political but, damn, that's too good to pass up.
There's a no more Mr ice guy and a snow more Mr ice guy.
I like to imagine whoever named No More Mr. Ice Guy said "yeah, that's the name. Lock it in," and then like 5 minutes later went "WAIT NO HOLD ON I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING"
And they just held onto it until the next one needed to be named
I hope this is real. My parents live not too far from there.
Reminds me of Factorio
Betty White. ❤️
Pretty sure it’s Betty WhiteOut yall…
There is a grit machine where I'm from called Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney
I see three named after songs ("Mr. Sandman," "Sweet Caro-brine," and "Every day I'm Shovelin'"). Did I miss any?
Snowbody Like You (Scorpions - Nobody Like You)
No/Snow More Mr. Ice Guy (Alice Cooper - No More Mr. Nice Guy)
Snow Diggity (Blackstreet, Dr. Dre - No Diggity)
Blizzard of Oz (Ozzy Osbourne album Blizzard of Ozz)
License to Chill (probably Beastie Boys album License to Ill)
My guess is License to Chill is more of an homage to James Bond’s License to Kill, which predates the Beastie Boys
Myea, the last two are probably movie references, but I saw a theme and I went with it.
And I think Blizzard of Oz is a reference to Wizard of Oz which predated Ozzy for quite a bit
No more mr ice guy
Snow more mr ice guy
Snow diggity
That's amazing
Darth Blader is way too close to the Koch Industries property… we do NOT want those two joining forces!
Looks like Plow Bunyan went down his own street. All the rest are hitting major streets. Looked like he was doing some residential goodness.
I'm the Hipplowplapotamus
My rhymes are bottomless...
The "namey mc nameface" type of naming is becoming so normal, soon we will have children called SaraMcSaraface or DylanMcDylanface.
Baby McBabyface.
That's a dick tracy villain.