don't remove the skin that's where all the flavor is
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2024
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Let this person cook
They turned the skin into chicharrones.
Mmm, crispy longpork crackling ...
There is a nonzero chance that this has happened in the history of human existence.
First warning.
"All we want is gay marriage so we can live our lives like other families!"
Yeah right! Now they're skinning people alive for not bowing down to their compelled speech? Where will it end?
Did a bot write this?
According to tradition Apostle Bartholomew was skinned alive. In churches you can see his statues holding a skinning knife and his own skin.
Sometimes it's subtle like in the Basilica of Latheran: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bartholomaeus_San_Giovanni_in_Laterano_2006-09-07.jpg
Sometimes it's horrific like this one in Milan: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:San_Bartolomeo_Scorticato.jpg
The Milan one is very Hellraiseresque, but at least they got it right. 10/10
The Basilica of Latheran looks like they went with the "Halloween costume of a character with a picture of the character" approach to depicting being skinned alive. 4/10 not very convincing
According to tradition? So, this was something they did regularly?
How many Apostle Batholomews were there?
Enough to make skinning them a tradition apparently
“You suffer from a rare condition known as Homer Simpson syndrome.”
“Doh! Why me?”
What wonderful imagery to have out in public.
But protect the kids, amiright?
Protect the kids from bad actors trying to influence and harm their little, malleable minds. Except for our threats of eternal punishment in hell, our horror stories of never-ending suffering to feed a victim complex, our indoctrination that safely enjoying your bodily functions with consenting people is divinely forbidden unless it has the approval of the church, our....
Isn't that just deep frying?
I suppose it depends how much oil they use?
we should do this to homophobes and transphobes irl tbh
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This is barely a tumblr post, all the relevant bits are from twitter!