Asklemmy

IYKYK. Took me forever to memorize, I had to look it up every time I came across it and no way I'll ever say it aloud.

I'm going to answer the opposite question. My favorite acronym is TLA (three letter acronym)because it mocks the whole system.

I also love OOO specifically because it is ghosty.

NAMBLA. Those chuckle fucks at the North American Man/Boy Love Association really made it difficult for us members of the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes.

It bothers me when OO doesnt stand for "object oriented"

i18n I know it's not technically an acronym but what a fucking obscure way to write a word that's going to be constantly around non-english speakers. All the other ones in this family are also quite obnoxious but i18n is especially awful.

ATM. Friends use it for 'at the moment', but all I see is ass-to-mouth.

When I see BLM, my first thought is still Bureau of Land Management

CRISPR is neither a refrigerator compartment or a Nestle candy bar

YMMV. That one took me FOREVER to figure out.

WDYM...

I don't know why, it just looks unpleasant.

iirc just because i dont know what it means

PICNIC. problem in chair, not in computer.

Not an acronym, but I've been in a couple of jobs where people use "offline" to mean "not at this meeting", as in "let's take this tangential discussion offline". They would say that during an in-person meeting to take the conversation to digital (online!) media!