this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme.

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Laittakaa meemejä tänne.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] fastandcurious 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She’d glitch out of reality if the posts get more than 10upvotes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's why I upvoted

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

#PretendIDidintSeeItAndWalkAway

[–] platypus_plumba 10 points 1 year ago

#NoWitnesses

[–] xantoxis 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unfortunately the witnesses ALSO want to make social demands of you when they see you doing nothing to save those people, so there's no winning here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] DarylDutch 14 points 1 year ago

"I'm sorry I thought the lever would kill you all." Done

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Oof. This is a hard one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Can I stop the trolley Omniman-style?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

you can refuse to shake hands and do smalltalk and they would still be thankful

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you can refuse

I'm sorry, my ingrained urge to be polite is greater than my urge to avoid human contact, which, in turn, is greater than my urge to live.

[–] Funkytom467 4 points 1 year ago

So pull the lever and throw yourself on the wheels before they stop?

[–] rtxn 6 points 1 year ago

You're not going far enough. Those tracks are embedded in the road surface, there is nothing physically holding them in place. Kick them in the ribs and tell them to get the fuck up and stop interrupting the tram service.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Question: would their souls haunt you for the rest of your days if you did not? :-P

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but there would be no handshakes involved

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's all I needed to kn... hey wait, is this because I said "for the rest of your days"? How long will the haunting last, that is what we NEED to know, to make an informed decision!? :-P

[–] Sway_Chameleon 4 points 1 year ago

Sorry, nothing I can do about the situation. I'm just going to go over here now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

There was a plane that crashed because the pilot sitting in the leading chair kept holding the plane in a stall as he was frozen in fear.