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[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 months ago (4 children)

first divide up your friends into infinitely smaller and smaller friends until you almost have zero friends

[–] Skullgrid 13 points 2 months ago

l you almost have zero friends

I'm already there!

[–] Lemminary 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Do you think an electric chainsaw will do and then transition to filet knifes or..?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

chum is chums

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just put a small "D" before them

[–] Lemminary 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, can't find dknives or dchain dsaws at Home Depot!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank god you didn't put your small "D" in yo friends

[–] Lemminary 3 points 2 months ago

Well, I ain't got no small D that's not on a keyboard! I save the big D for those special friends ;)

[–] MBM 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I put them back together and now I have 12 friends, now what?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Keep going. You need to approach zero friends.

[–] negativenull 4 points 2 months ago

Friendsymptote