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Gobbo disappointment (media.kbin.social)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Bro, the genre's called fantasy for a reason.

Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

She doesn't love you, you're the first thing she could grab with a heart beat and two legs

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Beggars can't be choosers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Not true! She ate a monkey yesterday. ..and she grabbed it before she ate it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Why is your dream a tiny filthy goblin? You can do better.

[–] zloubida 84 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Like a big filthy goblin?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am a big filthy goblin pretty much. A hobgoblin, if you will.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

knobgobblin'

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Holding out for orc husbando myself.

[–] orrk 2 points 8 months ago

then hit me up if your still looking

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I think that might just be a hobgoblin?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I don't think I could go with someone who's like 2 feet tall.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

You! You…height-ist!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Hey, that's not fair to the goblin.