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[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

As if you wouldn't steal a ยฃ30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don't think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying he should had been more effective in killing the seagull in front of the kids

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He just shouldn't have done it, but obviously yes that too.

[โ€“] Wooki 2 points 8 months ago

Obviously a waste of good avian meat

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

if it had zero consequences

And yet, here there were consequences.

It's just a specific breeding programme and he was culling the failures. #evolution \s

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Exactly, he's helping nature

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't see where it says he abused the bird before killing it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

exactly, the swing probably was to get enough speed

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Pretty sure it dying instantly in a quick whack is the opposite of being abused

Like no he shouldn't have done that but you're going a little overboard