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What's the worst that could happen? (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Zaros to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

"optimizing" is a portmenteau coming from "optical minimizing". the technique involves not using glasses, so you can't tell when your code is trash.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Optimizing" is where you convince your programmers that microdosing MDMA is great for productivity and they all end up being really optimistic about how their code is doing.

[–] Buddahriffic 8 points 10 months ago

The peer coding review went really well. I think we're getting married.

[–] TexasDrunk 5 points 10 months ago

I thought I told you to stop giving away my secrets.