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What's the worst that could happen? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by Zaros to c/[email protected]

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[–] Buddahriffic 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

By "optimizing" do you mean going through the source code and adding comments referring to Optimus Prime? Because that's called "optimus priming" and we had a whole two hours about it in coding camp.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

"optimizing" is a portmenteau coming from "optical minimizing". the technique involves not using glasses, so you can't tell when your code is trash.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Optimizing" is where you convince your programmers that microdosing MDMA is great for productivity and they all end up being really optimistic about how their code is doing.

[–] Buddahriffic 8 points 7 months ago

The peer coding review went really well. I think we're getting married.

[–] TexasDrunk 5 points 7 months ago

I thought I told you to stop giving away my secrets.

[–] tory 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Standard autobot documentation. Nice, nice. What's your TC?

[–] Buddahriffic 7 points 7 months ago

My T count? Unfortunately, I lost count of how many times I typed T somewhere in the 60,000 range, which means that's what my programming salary tops out at.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

May want to see about a refund...