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Goofy is sued for negligence, inflicting trauma, in Disneyland collision (www.latimes.com)

submitted 9 months ago by dantheclamman to c/nottheonion

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[–] chemical_cutthroat 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If she was just suing Disney, I could get behind it, but suing the person in the suit? Back the fuck off commoners, you greedy bitch.

[–] Duamerthrax 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Her lawyers probably advised her to sue everyone that's possibly involved, even when the case would just get thrown out. Greedy lawyers.

[–] GladiusB 5 points 9 months ago

They are hoping to settle and Disney will pay to not get bad press.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Then, she claims, he fell on top of her with all of his weight, driving her into the “hard cement floor.”

All have responsibility.

[–] chemical_cutthroat 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He has a handler to guide him around because he's in a huge fucking suit and can't see anything. This is a money grab from someone looking to get rich off an out of court settlement, and she's going to burn anyone she can to get that scrilla.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

The handler is also sued. I'm sure this local court will be able to do justice.