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So you're saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
He's definitely up to something.
Frakkin' toasters.
Brave little guy
Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
Who knows when it'll decide controlled fire isn't enough anymore
Only if it goes to space. It won't become sentient in your kitchen.
Clearly, you've never seen me attempt to cook..
If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.
But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
Yes.
Better query: Should you?
Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
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