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My wife was unimpressed by Vim (programming.dev)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Divorce.

[–] kamen 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Vidorce.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

:q!

[–] model_tar_gz 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Still some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just edit the divorce documents in vim and you'll be fine

[–] model_tar_gz 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hmm. Attorney charges by the hour and at least 3 discovery hours will be attributed to the time spent learning to exit vim let alone exit with preserving changes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

But once the attorney learns vim, he will be able to edit divorce papers in 10x speed!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Vimorce

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

:n!

[+] [email protected] -9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

To divorce their imaginary wife, they would need to go to a mental health clinic, which means going outside; and might EVEN, dare I say, TOUCH GRASS!

Redditors don't do that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

$ touch grass
$

Now what?

Redditors something something

I think you might be lost.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I think you might be lost.

Isn't the original post a reddit screenshot?