this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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omg they made lemmy political

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

So ... is someone ugly because of some dirt? Do people see only colours & not shapes?

Not to mention they are basically calling Melina Juergens ugly :D

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If only they'd actually played the game. She's basically going through hell, makeup and hygiene are the least of her worries.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I was gonna say; isnt it basically a game about shit that should be ugly?

Fuck, let's go find+replace every not-completely-gorgeous dude in film with like four near identical impossibly good looking photo shopped models. Make the dean of A/C repair in 'community' just beautiful and jacked and expressionless because he just shot up ten gallons of botox.

Also, what's a fun ethnicity... The chad meme is a Turkish dude right? Let's just make all guys in film Turkish or, since we need two... Japanese? Brazilian? Doesn't matter, just pick two and no more white dudes. "Including" white people would be woke dei bullshit, let's not compromise our standards just to include people, and why shouldn't kratos be hot?

[–] captainlezbian 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Look at her! She has muscles! Those are basically a beard /s

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're in luck! All humans have muscles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Whoahh awesome thank you

[–] captainlezbian 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As do I. But I’m a woman so I can’t even imagine what loops of logic the type of men like we’re mocking will have to say about why that is

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

My logic is that you have good taste

[–] unreasonabro 5 points 7 months ago
[–] RageAgainstTheRich 1 points 7 months ago

Literally Abby from the last of us part 2! We let them do that and now look what happened! 😠 /s