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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

So apparently if you smack it all around the sides of the lid with a spoon or something, you can loosen the vacuum seal.

It sounds fake but it worked the other night on a jar of salsa I was legitimately considering just breaking, and I'm still kinda mad that I never knew that til now.

[–] SkyezOpen 12 points 10 months ago

Hot water on the lid expands it a bit too.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I usually BONK the side of the lid against the table.

[–] ilikecoffee 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I just insert something long and thin (usually a knife) between the lid and the glass rim, then gently lift just until the pressure is released. Probably doesn't cause the lid to mis-shape as much as from bashing it 😅

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't, even though it's a good idea, because it requires an extra tool. BONK just requires raw power!

[–] ilikecoffee 3 points 10 months ago

That is also a fair point lol

[–] flicker 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I had to learn this trick to open those goddamned Talenti pints that are vacuum sealed for no damn reason and no, I'm not still salty about it, why do you ask?!

[–] ilikecoffee 4 points 10 months ago

Guess you need a bit of Talenti to open those...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

If I lose the first round to a jar, I use a bottle opener for that. (Almost) No risk of stressing the glass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I use that trick all the time and it hasn't failed me yet

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Insert the end of a cutlery knife between the rim of the glass jar and lid from below. Give it a tiny wiggle, and the jar will pop open. At least if it's stuck because of a vacuum.

If that didn't work, poke a tiny hole in the lid with a sharp object to break the vacuum, but please be careful if using a kitchen knife for this! A nail or a screw is probably a safer choice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You might think that the knife frees the vacuum and that that's what opens the jar. Lies. You must inflict fear upon the jar with the knife.