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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Insert the end of a cutlery knife between the rim of the glass jar and lid from below. Give it a tiny wiggle, and the jar will pop open. At least if it's stuck because of a vacuum.

If that didn't work, poke a tiny hole in the lid with a sharp object to break the vacuum, but please be careful if using a kitchen knife for this! A nail or a screw is probably a safer choice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You might think that the knife frees the vacuum and that that's what opens the jar. Lies. You must inflict fear upon the jar with the knife.