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How many million dollars for you to hold direct eye contact with Elon Musk while he masturbates to completion? Don't act like there's not a number.
$190,500 Mil and 5 cents
5 million, but he has to be okay with me doing it back.
Deal. Just don't mention 'Trump 2024' or he'll finish too quickly.
I’d do it for the price of a reasonable three bed family house, tbh. Save myself the cost of a mortgage every month.
You should hold out for a fourth bedroom. I think he's good for it.
True. But unlike him I’m not greedy.
but you are worth it.
Eye contact is cheaper than having to look at his hands. For the right price I'll even stroke... his ego by comparing him to Edison. Fortunately for me I'm sure he'd take that as a compliment and not realize I'm calling him a talentless hack that steals from Tesla.
How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it's not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I'd be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I'm not gonna act like it's a high number.
You're knees would be almost touching his, and your both on the 50 yard line at the halftime show of the Superbowl. You're wearing a name tag.....
Yeah, that's going to require some travel, so it's going to cost more, but I'd go as low as $20,000.