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[–] PP_BOY_ 205 points 7 months ago (61 children)

I know these stories are always fake anyway but holy shit, buy a bike and chill out for a few years.

[–] Aremel 26 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Wouldn't they have revoked your license by this point?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have a friend who has, give or take a couple, wrecked vehicles more than 20 times. Most were minor, barely involving damage to the vehicle he was driving or the vehicle/object he hit, but a couple were catastrophic. I think the majority were because he has roadway hypnosis/narcolepsy. I've had him fall asleep mid sentence talking to me when he was a passenger. A perfect candidate to have that license taken, right? The two ways I know of to take a license involve driving while intoxicated or a doctor personally notifying the licensing agency about a person's inability to drive. Believe it or not, most doctors have a vested interest (because they want clients) in not personally notifying the agency. However, there is no set path to revoke a license for simply being a bad driver.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

With that he definitely would loose his license here in Germany. It’s insane to drive with narcolepsy.

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