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A Quick ‘Fart Walk’ Might Be Just What You Need to End Your Day (www.self.com)

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A GI doctor explains why 2024’s version of the Hot Girl Walk is so good for you.

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[–] Brickhead92 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

But both can also be disastrous. You could misstep and roll an ankle, or a fart could end up with more substance than expected.

Be careful out there fart walkers.

[–] RHSJack 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

But without the first pioneers, how would we know the risks? I salute you, fart walking astronauts! You took the risks and paved the way so we don't have to fear. I mean, we're still going to check for skid marks but someone has to go there first.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fart-space-walking really sounds like a terrible idea. Unless they have some sort of charcoal filtered undies up there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You gotta think like NASA: Store the farts and use them as propulsion!