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7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water (www.kptv.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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The retailer has teamed up with beverage brand Miracle Seltzer to create a lineup of sparkling waters in four different flavors: lemon lime, green apple, sweet orange and hot dog.

7-Eleven says the hot dog flavor is a twist on one of its most beloved snacks, the Big Bite Hot Dog.

According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I knew it had to be somebody from Chicago :(

[–] glimse 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Chicago has an amazing food scene

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have seen what they do to pizzas. I don't need to see anything else.

[–] glimse 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't run a Chicago restaurant so I didn't care enough to convince you but boy are you missing out on a lot of great food

One slice of deep dish is delicious though. Wouldn't want any more than that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bro it's a quiche

[–] glimse 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bro it tastes good

Do you also boycott chicken fried rice because a chicken didn't fry it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If somebody makes a quiche out of a fried rice, I ain't eating it.

[–] glimse 1 points 8 months ago

Having a chicken nuggy palate is not something to be proud of lol that sounds like it could be delicious to me