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Transcription: a Twitter thread from Gary Bernhardt.

  • You, the one who is reading this! You don't need Kubernetes!
  • Also microservices.
  • Also queues that are separate from your primary database (for most apps).
  • Google cosplay is not business-critical.

Source: https://twitter.com/garybernhardt/status/1344341213575483399

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[–] blotz 64 points 10 months ago (5 children)

xD just blocked the spammer and all his comments disappeared. Imagine working so hard to spam and it takes 2s to for someone to hide your posts.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What's even up with that guy? What's he trying to accomplish? Spammers confuse me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Some bored kid, I would assume.

[–] Lemminary 12 points 10 months ago

I feel like they were banned or something and decided to go scorched Earth on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oop looks like he moved servers. I blocked them on one yesterday and just saw their post again. Oh well, another 2s wasted :p

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy really needs pixelfed's naive bayes spam detection, it would be able to easily classify the new accounts after classifying one post as spam, then it would be 0 seconds wasted.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I know some of those words and agree that that would be better

[–] slazer2au 5 points 10 months ago

I thought my client was chucking a wobbly with so many removed comments be the same person.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

2 clicks, reload the thread and it's gone. Easy peasy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Couldn't a bot just automate that easily? Especially with how open Lemmy's API probably is