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During mandatory masking sovcit went shopping, ended up shoplifting, now needs help finding the law that says it's free.
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this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2024
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Geeze. That’s as bad as “there’s no price on it so it must be free, right?” argument
Often “it must be free” is an indication of at least a weak sense of humor. This guy’s argument is just an indication of severe head trauma.
Worked retail for several years when I was younger. I got really fucking sick of that joke.
Also, "oh, $19.xx? That was a good year!"
Don't forget "Can I get/help you with anything else?"
Yeah, a million Dollars! / Winning lottery numbers
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Don't forget the pallet of money!
Damn, as someone who loves cheesy jokes I have to remind myself sometimes people in retail probably get sick of them. Not these in particular since anyone thinking it through would realize it's likely told to much. But just in general.