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During mandatory masking sovcit went shopping, ended up shoplifting, now needs help finding the law that says it's free. (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] ProfessorProteus 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Worked retail for several years when I was younger. I got really fucking sick of that joke.

Also, "oh, $19.xx? That was a good year!"

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't forget "Can I get/help you with anything else?"

Yeah, a million Dollars! / Winning lottery numbers

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[โ€“] acetanilide 3 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the pallet of money!

[โ€“] Holyginz 2 points 11 months ago

Damn, as someone who loves cheesy jokes I have to remind myself sometimes people in retail probably get sick of them. Not these in particular since anyone thinking it through would realize it's likely told to much. But just in general.