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[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (4 children)

If you get 216 covid shots, something is clearly not fine.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

My elderly mother-in-law was terrified of COVID and made it a point to get two extra booster shots a few weeks after she got her original dose. She goes back every three months to re-up. I suspect she'd get more if the Pharmacy didn't have her on file.

Some people are just, like, the opposite of anti-maskers. Absolutely paranoid of the disease and ready to grab at any kind of tulpa offered if they're convinced it'll offer protection.

[–] reversebananimals 6 points 8 months ago

This guy is calling people "Grandpa Biden" as an insult in other threads. I wouldn't take what he has to say about COVID too seriously. He's clearly a Fox News nutjob.

[–] Tikiporch 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheDoctorDonna 6 points 8 months ago

Something you believe in so strongly it becomes real.

[–] mightyfoolish 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps she has "Hypochondria?" Who knows how many people/lives in her life that was affected by COVID. At least this article provides some confirmation that she isn't hurting herself.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Perhaps she has “Hypochondria?”

Or she's just on Facebook too much. She's not like this with everything, but COVID really got under her skin.

At least this article provides some confirmation that she isn’t hurting herself.

No more than someone with a bunch of tattoos, anyway.

[–] mightyfoolish 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's a fair point. Unfortunately, there is still plenty of posts of antivax people dying from deaths that could have been prevented. Which coincides with the fact that the platform is incredibly anitivax in the first place.

I personally don't understand the tattoo reference here but have an up vote anyways. 🤷‍♀️

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I personally don’t understand the tattoo reference

You typically get a tattoo by having a needle jabbed in your body repeatedly.

[–] mightyfoolish 2 points 8 months ago

Wow, considering the headline I really should have gotten the reference. 😔 Thank you.

[–] KneeTitts 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or she’s just on Facebook too much. She’s not like this with everything, but COVID really got under her skin

In her defense, Ive had covid 3 times and it really sucked every single time, even with the 3 shots I got. If taking 6 shots would have made it half as bad, I may have gotten them.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 0 points 8 months ago

I mean, to her credit she is batting 1.000

Even helped me take care of a newborn for a few weeks while we had it, and the disease bounced right off her.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It means you're one of the 99% who stop right before winning

[–] PopcornTin 2 points 8 months ago

Stop being antivax!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)