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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

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[–] Art3sian 121 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Personally, I think every woman should go to jail for keeping her eggs in her ovaries. That’s child imprisonment.

How dare they.

[–] over_clox 47 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Every egg shed is another egg dead. We need to outlaw tampons and start using corks instead.

Again, don't take my satire seriously, the whole situation is absurd.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Every woman should empty her menstrual cup into a test tube and mail it in.

[–] garbagebagel 8 points 10 months ago

You say it as a joke but what if people started mailing their menstrual blood to the houses of the shitlords passing these laws

[–] over_clox 8 points 10 months ago

They can email it in these days right?

[–] NoRodent 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Christ, he must be FUMING