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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

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[–] over_clox 47 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Every egg shed is another egg dead. We need to outlaw tampons and start using corks instead.

Again, don't take my satire seriously, the whole situation is absurd.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Every woman should empty her menstrual cup into a test tube and mail it in.

[–] over_clox 8 points 5 months ago

They can email it in these days right?

[–] garbagebagel 8 points 5 months ago

You say it as a joke but what if people started mailing their menstrual blood to the houses of the shitlords passing these laws

[–] NoRodent 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Christ, he must be FUMING