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>Volcano erupts in Indonesia
>Locals don't notice because they have shit weather radar
>747 flies through the dust cloud
>All 4 engines get filled with volcanic ash and burn out
>"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."
>Spend 12 minutes gliding, dropping 23,500 feet in the process
>The pilots are preparing to be the first 747 ever to attempt a water landing
>Finally one of the engines restarts
>But ILS is offline
>Windscreen is completely opaque due to ash, no way to clean it
>Manage to land running entirely on instruments
>Fatalities: 0
>Injuries: 0
Survivors: 263

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[–] SlopppyEngineer 78 points 11 months ago (4 children)

And that's how pilots learned to never fly around an erupting volcano and several years back all air traffic in Europe was halted when a volcano with an unpronounceable name in Iceland had a bad moment.

[–] Klear 32 points 11 months ago

That was shortly after their economy crashed. I remember people saying that the last wish of Iceland's economy was to have its ashes spread across Europe.

[–] Land_Strider 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hey, it is easy to spell how Icelanders pronounce it in my native language:

Eyyafyatlayakötül

[–] SlopppyEngineer 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Islandmountainglacier. Got it. Why didn't they say that in the first place?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

On an island full of mountain glaciers, it does make you wonder how they came up with that name.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The others have names like "rock flake", "old hag", "cloak", "broad shoulders", "Erik's "glacier" and "baldric's bump" from what I can quickly find. It seems they gave up with the Islandmountainglacier.

[–] shalafi 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] SlopppyEngineer 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Good thing they're pretty isolated over there then

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Baldric's got a bump that looks just like a turnip

[–] z00s 3 points 11 months ago

The rest of them have names like "NoNotThatIslandMountainGlacierTheOtherOne"

[–] Taalnazi 2 points 5 months ago

Or a cognate, Eyfallicle; ey as in island, fall as in a valley(?), icle from icicle.

Mér líkar þetta málið!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal With ash and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull

[–] chiliedogg 5 points 11 months ago

When talking about things in Iceland, the u pronounceable part can be safely assumed. You only need to clarify if it can be pronounced.