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White House weighing in on the big issues (lemmy.stuart.fun)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Sources say the decision was made by how long interns spent in each editor. In fact, it appears the vim users simply never exited once they opened the program, presumably because they found it so productive.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bah, a magnetised needle and a steady hand is the one true way to edit code on your prod system.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Excuse me, but real programmers use butterflies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Hah, still relying on butterflies? Real programmers simply use the starting conditions of the universe to understand where their program will spontaneously compile

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

That’s non standard though.