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[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Cant imagine how it even could be automated without advanced robotics. Those ships are freakin HUGE! Maybe a collection of robotic snakes with cutting lazers attached to their heads and some little scuttle bots to pick up the pieces the snakes knock off? Just cut the whole thing into 1' disks or maybe hexagons is better

[–] grue 77 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Maybe a collection of robotic snakes with cutting lazers attached to their heads

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Upvoot for the matrix

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

What do you think snakes are

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just make a huge version of those supermarket bread slicer machines and feed the ships through it.

[–] SuckMyWang 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or better yet, build a bigger ship and use it to smash the smaller ship to pieces

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Ngl a ship eating ship is metal af

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just read The Three Body Problem, and I have some ideas on how it could be done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh! One of my favorite books, have you read all three?

[–] Strobelt 4 points 9 months ago

The three book problem

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh, there is actually a fourth one by a different author but with Liu Cixin's approval. It goes deeper into the trisolarian biology than the main series. I havent read that one yet

[–] beetus 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd suggest skipping it. While it's a fun continuation, the writer is not nearly as good as Liu Cixin. It's definitely a fanfic

[–] felixwhynot 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This kind of makes me curious! I didn’t finish the third book of the original trilogy …

[–] beetus 2 points 8 months ago

Definitely try and finish the series first. The unofficial fourth is a direct continuation of some of the in-universe lore/happenings

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It can be automated it would just never be worth the cost. Every ship is different and has its own requirements.

If they were all 100% exactly the same, using the same hardware in all the same places then it would be cost effective to automate their disassembly. Otherwise every single ship is a one-off edge case.

Even if they're mostly the same many will have had upgrades, repairs, and changes over time that could literally throw a wrench (that someone accidentally left inside an interior area) into the whole (automated) operation.

I think the best case scenario is to enforce shipbuilding standards and deny ships entry if they don't follow them (for loading/unloading, anyway). Then you setup standardized dry docks with robotic arms that are already preprogrammed to disassemble these standard vessels. They may need human guidance for some areas that are allowed to be non-conforming but as long as the majority of the ship adheres to the standard it'd make the whole process much smoother and more environmentally friendly.

From an environmental standpoint the real issues from these vessels isn't even the difficulty of (environmentally friendly) disassembly. It's their emissions over their working lifetime and super toxic things like anti-fouling coatings that where we have no good way to remove or dispose of them. Like, even if you rip off the outside of a ship what do you do with that toxic waste? It's nasty stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Informed and informative, upvoot!

[–] TrickDacy 2 points 9 months ago

Definitely not terrifying