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Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was "done". Including the poor schmuck who authored this.
// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this
if IsCEO() {
openGoldenParachute()
}
If that's the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I'd probably have fired them a long time ago!