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[–] [email protected] 137 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (16 children)

If you haven’t seen it there are others in the worst telephone entry fields. https://imgur.com/a/4f3XB

There’s also a collection of terrible volume controls out there. https://imgur.com/gallery/5BFynxT

Terrible gender controls: https://imgur.com/gallery/HdFhJZE

Edit: added some imgur folders, some Google sites have a more complete collection

[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hi, I'm the creator of /r/baduibattles, and one of the mods of [email protected] if anyome here would like to submit terrible UI here

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I don't have an example, but I would like to see a rotary phone dial ui as input method for a phone number.

Edit: I see there's mentions and a gif in another comment.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

7 Dimensional Gender Coordinates got me

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Poe’s Law moment. I can’t tell whether the terms are made up for the sake of the meme or actually used by gender theorists.

[–] TheBat 10 points 7 months ago

Those look like names of medicines tbh.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

The compressed installer for doom was about 2MB if you wanted to use that as a gender.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

My favourite is the "upload your genitals as jpeg"

[–] lemmingnosis 20 points 7 months ago

So simple. So dumb.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

“Is your phone ringing y/n” is my absolute favourite, but they’re all so good!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Hahaha I hadn't seen the volume one before. I love it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Somewhat more controversially there was a recent attempt at “improving” gender input fields.

https://imgur.com/gallery/HdFhJZE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

to be fair, the first colour picker isn't too bad, it it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

My amusement comes from the fact that in most cases a gender input field is just an invasion of privacy, juxtaposed against these ridiculous over implementations. My favourite is the gender fluid one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What bugs me is: why in the fuck are they asking for people's gender? Other than medical questions (where you specify your birth gender), I think for the vast majority of cases the question should not be relevant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah pretty much, medical and dating information maybe. Anything else is just an invasion of privacy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That second catapulting volume is cool

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

There are some pretty good gamified ones for the phone number.

[–] deweydecibel 5 points 7 months ago

I appreciate the imgur links and not direct images.

[–] Bunnylux 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I rarely laugh out loud and my coworkers are suspicious.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It’s not in the collection but I recall a phone entry where the slider would move along the digits of pi until you found your phone number.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That one was my favourite.

Especially when it makes someone stop and think about it.

Hang on... would that work?

An infinite, non repeating sequence of digits?

Yeah, that would contain all possible sequences of arbitrary length.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Found it https://i.imgur.com/rh0mDnK.gifv there is a discussion about this https://math.stackexchange.com/questions/3495590/proof-of-the-existence-of-all-phone-numbers-in-pi

Apparently all combinations of 10 digits appear in the first 241641121048 digits of pi.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I love those so much.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] VindictiveJudge 3 points 7 months ago

Is it bad that I kind of like the rotary phone input?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Those volume controls are fucking incredible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

The creativity of the awfulness amuses and disturbs me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

And don't forget the mother of all bad interfaces game: http://userinyerface.com

[–] DogWater 2 points 7 months ago

I swear I saw this guy posting his community's submissions for the worst UI/best UI jokes and this was one of them