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submitted 9 months ago by nifty to c/[email protected]

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[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

If I can't do it as a Bash one-liner, I'm using Python

[–] Omgpwnies 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

subprocess.Popen(["bash one-liner"], stdout=PIPE, stderr-PIPE, text=True)

[–] SpaceNoodle 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

["bash", "one-liner"]

[–] fluxion 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I use perl, but everyone hates me and would rather rewrite my little scripts in python than bother changing a single line

[–] SpaceNoodle 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're right, everyone hates you.

[–] fluxion 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

😔

[–] SpaceNoodle 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The good news is that you can stop using Perl at any time.

[–] fluxion 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For quick data parsing you'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands im afraid

[–] SpaceNoodle 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That could be arranged. I could bash you over the head with a python.

[–] fluxion 2 points 9 months ago

It's a kind offer, but my head is far too hard

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Grug use go because it easier, faster, and compiles to share with friends of Grug