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Time to bring that back (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Stamets to c/[email protected]

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[–] CodexArcanum 34 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Moses originally had 3 tablets with the divine Commandments, but broke one in anger. A disciple would later recover a fragment, containing the start of the 13th Commandment: XIII THOU SHALT LIGMA...

[–] mossy_ 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ligma?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's similar to updog

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

But what's updog?

...I had to fight with autocorrect for like 3 minutes for this post

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Nothing much you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Valiant

[–] yumpsuit 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of divine retribution

[–] devilish 3 points 10 months ago

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

[–] olafurp 6 points 10 months ago

Thou shalt ligma what?

[–] kromem 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There really is a story about him breaking the old laws in anger at the worship of a golden calf and bringing new laws.

Such a coincidence that story happened to parallel the alleged reforms of Josiah who got rid of the golden calf worship in Bethel and Dan while instituting new laws he 'discovered' excavating the temple.

God (or at least his editors) truly do work in mysterious ways