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I’m holding out upgrading for the holographic nano dark matter drives that have infinite storage capacity and RAID data into 3 alternate universes for security.
Some high tech alien's porn stash is embedded in the fabric of our universe and that's the reason we exist.
Are we the porn? Some alien's weird fetish?
If we are, the story's gone to shit.
That's their kink.
We are all lemon-stealing whores
This is why I feel like an interdimensional cumshot all the time.
Damn, Interdimensional cumshot sounds like an obscure metal band.