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It's always just a bunch of word salad.
I sent them a memorandum to fineagle and reassess, along with my stamped proof of residual sentience, but they haven't gotten back to me about my right to reconnoiter.
Hey can I get you to co-sign my writ of certification certifying that I’m a former and current eukaryote?
You mean a private, unincorporated natural graduated zygote? Oh absolutely. Just let me get the notary of Registror the Imperative and a gallon of matriculated justifier.
Don’t forget to CC the Grand Admiral of the Ocean so he can certify my validity and bona fides for use in the Admirality Court.
That's how magic spells sound to non-magic users. Like all magic their shit is also made up.
luckily us real magic users use the proper and serious terminology
like "pinkily piggily dee, a fiddly tiddly tee, make me a sausage sandwich and a nice cuppa tea"
Piggiliy diddly dee, I sent them a notice of opportunity with cure.